The Competition by Katherine Collette
Author:Katherine Collette [Katherine Collette]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: The Text Publishing Company
Published: 2021-12-16T00:00:00+00:00
Keith
Keith couldnât wait to tell someone what Roger had said. The deep satisfaction of knowing something other people didnât was maximised if you were able to tell one other person. But who could he tell? Someone who was in the SpeechMakers world, whoâd appreciate knowingâthat excluded Francesâand understand the implications of what was being proposedâthere went almost everyone else. It had to be someone as obsessed as he was.
He hadnât come up with anyone when his phone began to vibrate in his pocket. Linda again. How strange, calling twice in such a short space of time. Maybe she was stuck in a lift or the car had broken down, orâ¦She was coming to Brisbane? She might be asking where to go or what hotel he was staying in. It was what heâd been hoping for, he told himself, staring at the phone for so long it rang out.
Should he call back? Would he prefer to know Linda was coming or know that she wasnât? What if she called a third time, during the speeches?
If he turned the phone off sheâd know he was ignoring her. Heâd better call back.
Keith hit Lindaâs number, blocking out the noise around him with the phone pressed hard to one ear and his finger stuck in the other.
She picked up straight away and said what sheâd called to say, which wasnât what Keith had envisaged at all.
The cat was dead. Tinks, their old ginger tabby. âI know you didnât like her,â said Linda and Keith said no, that wasnât it at all, he was allergic. The cat made him sneeze. This was a distinction he feltâthough Keith knew how Linda felt about distinctionsâwas worth clarifying.
He added that he was sorry Tinks was dead, and it seemed for once heâd said the right thing.
Linda was different on the phone.
He couldnât pinpoint how, exactly. Sad, yes, but also⦠nice? She said she wasnât coming to Brisbane, but not unkindly, and she wished him luck. Thatâs all sheâd ever wished him, she said.
This was all so unsettling. Keith considered telling her everything that had happened: Randallâs death, the vote, the motionâ¦He even started to, saying this yearâs championship was more interesting than last yearâs becauseâ
Linda said, âWell, it couldnât be less interesting,â and laughed harshly.
Keith had forgotten this, how she laughed at things and made them seem trivial. Heâd never liked it. He couldnât understand, himself, why a person would want to jump around to music and tell people what weights to liftâbut heâd understood some people, like her, did. It struck him now as lacking in generosity, her scorn for a passion she didnât share. It seemed miserly.
He cut the call short, telling her heâd better go otherwise he wouldnât get a seat in the hall, though this wasnât true. Judy was saving him one.
When heâd hung up, Keith wondered why he felt disappointed. Linda had called, theyâd spoken. It was what heâd wanted, and yet heâd been itching to get off the phone.
What had changed? Something at her end, perhapsâ¦Oh yes, it was the dead cat.
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